Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
I'm going to have to confirm this as indeed fact. In my home there are no bedrooms. In the Norris clan we call them waiting rooms. No...not like doctor's offices.
The easiest way to explain them is to think about a haunted house. You know that room where there's dots all over with a strobe light going off. There's some guy wearing the same pattern in the corner WAITING to scare you. Yeah - Imagine that but 100 times better and with only the style that Chuck can bring.
Sometimes when I'm feeling the stresses of being Chuck I go and wait, while other weaker Chucks would sleep. Sometimes I leave my mansion unlocked and wait for robbers and other would-be evil-doers come in and surprise them with a nice karate chop!
Remember though - Violence is my last option.
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Chuck! Where have you gone? Have you abandoned us?
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