Tears of joy; my first post

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris never cries.

Well this is simply not true. I do cry. In fact, I cried this morning when I mistakenly broke my $5,000 oak table, which was hand carved from a single 1,000 year old oak tree.

I was just about to enjoy a hearty 29 oz. steak of delicious Texas black Angus, when I karate chopped my knife through the table!

It's a shame that none of those pesky pharmaceutical companies were around. Maybe they could have gotten my one tears for their crazy experimentations or something.

To add onto that - I now have a really huge steak-stain on my floor. Mabye I'll get one of my KickStart kids to come over and try and get it out.